Yesterday, around 11:30 am
Hmm…look at those co-workers wearing dresses. I never wear dresses. What’s up with that?
Last night, around 9:00 pm
Yeah, I could definitely wear that one dress I bought at American Eagle like 2 years ago…I have worn it like two times ever. I should do it! I should wear it! I will wear it!
This morning, 8:30 am
Find spanx. Find strapless bra. Put on dress. Inspect self in mirror. Think, I can pull this off.
Hair dryer miraculously works again! Stop while drying hair and look in mirror again. Think, Is this too low-cut?
I could wear a real bra instead of a strapless bra?
This dress is too revealing for work. What will people think? Will they call me slutty?
This dress is not revealing. I am just a prude.
It’s not too late! I could still change! I have freshly washed jeans, and a brand new UCD hoodie. I hear them calling me.
I should be adult about this.
Besides, I have to take advantage of this nice weather before it turns again.
OMG, I hope the weather doesn’t turn bad again any time soon.
Tell self to focus – I have to leave soon. Inspect self for twentieth time this morning. Remember the white cami I bought two months ago expressly for the purpose of wearing under revealing dresses.
After trying to go through clean laundry bag nicely, get desperate and dump laundry all over couch. (Sorry, Drew.)
Find white tank, do fastest living room quickchange ever, one last inspection in mirror. Approved! I mean, white cami looks kinda weird, but better than making work friends uncomfortable with low-cut dress.
Realize that wearing a dress to work? Not really a momentous occasion in most people’s lives. Adjust to life in a dress rapidly. Just like a skirt, that covers more of you!